- Your start dreaming of friendly teachers that help you out with the difficult questions
- You close your eyes and you still see the picture of Schistosoma mansoni
- You can’t clearly see any object more than 20 cm away from your eyes
- You make extremely hilarious jokes concerning Pistacia vera and vero moda but no one finds it funny, instead they all think you’re losing your mental balance
- You start picking your nose in public… What’s the big deal anyway, it’s very healthy and helps evacuate… never mind
5 symptoms of over stressing resulting from excessive studying:
- The wind moves the door and you suffer a panic attack (I don’t really understand the reason behind this abnormality but it seems related to the stress)
- Nasrallah threatens to restart his bloody war again and your answer is:
“WHO CARES!! The real issue is the secondary role of AND pol”
- Everybody accuses you of being grumpy… Who’s grumpy?! I am a very reasonable, tolerant, extremely nice person!
- You start wishing for a boy friend (again)
- Masturbation (in spite of reason #4) is reduced to the role of regulating the Stress Hormones / Anti Stress Hormones equilibrium.