Saturday, March 24, 2007

Sex IQ


Take the test



OK! OK! I don’t like to brag about anything but let’s face it: numbers don’t lie… I am simply SO good at sex, khalas!

Now, and I am quoting, my only problem is finding a sexual partner than can satisfy my requirements.

Yalla, we need a girl/boyfriend, volunteers anyone? No one? Come one people I need your support!

21 comments:

Chris in MB said...

I only got 8, I suck... :(

..but you know that can be a good thing! :D

Chris in MB said...

"Yalla, we need a girl/boyfriend, volunteers anyone? No one? Come one people I need your support!"

hmmm... well ok, you've twisted my arm, I'll be first to volunteer. But are my marks good enough? Will you make me study harder?

Pazuzu said...

it's ok chris, we can all do better if givven the right motivation :D yalla, I'll keep you until I find better candidates... buwahahaha I'm so evil!

shlemazl said...

I got 10. Apparently "I am solid". They ain't kidding.

Chris in MB said...

Yes!
Enti sherirah!

Honestly I would have studied harder if I'd only known the prize.
:(

Pazuzu said...

shlemazl: solid as...?


Chris: You've been hanging around with too many Lebanese people weren't you! you're talking to me in Lebanese now?!

Chris in MB said...

hihi! maba'rif, walla?

mumkin... :P

shlemazl said...

I think they mean "solid" as in "hard".

Chris,

How do u do this?

Pazuzu said...

chris... ok you're either talking to ezou or to jos.. I think it's ezou! but um, it can't be him, he hasn't been online so often... ok chris I give up, what's your secret?!

Shlemazl, we have an arabic saying that says: Like explaining water with water...

WTF can hard hard mean in terms of sex?

NOMAD said...

hehe I got the high level, but I admit that some answers were hazardly chosen

Pazuzu said...

lol nomade, I know, I made two some 3 randomly chosen answers, 2 of them turned out to be true :D.

Chris in MB said...

la afham Pazuzu habibti!?!
Jos & Ezou la akiid, ma baHki 'arabi mniH!!! :P

maba'rif mumkin mashallah! :D
Hel 'anni hala'! :P

LOL!!!!!

Pazuzu said...

LOOOOL @ hell 'anni... I can't believe you're telling me to go away (in a rude way too!)

Chris in MB said...

ana fahim, sorry :(

Chris in MB said...

ok, I just can't keep a secret...

I was pretty bored today doing paperwork all alone in the office, so I hired myself an incredibly hot Lebanese belly dancer for entertainment. After dancing for several hours she became tired, it was time for a break, so she sat upon my lap and began adoringly hand feeding me grapes. I simply didn't have the heart to refuse her inappropriate behavior. She then glanced over her shoulder & noticed that I happened to be viewing a Lebanese blog. Infuriated that I didn't give her my 100% attention, she decided to have a little fun at your expense.

She's a little on the jealous side and had become very protective of me, this is the reason for the hostile "go away" comment earlier.

After she was so rude & catty to you like that I sent her on her way! Damn it! I'll never hire her again!

or just maybe............

I found some cool Lebanese phrases in a tourist handbook and had some time to waste.

---------
Was I acting like a sharmouta?

shlemazl said...

Bloody hell, it looks like Israelis did use that biological weapon that attacks only Arabs. I figured it out having read all the arab blogs.

In fact the weapon is even more selective: it attacks only Arab women. The effect of it is that the the affected females can't think of anything but sex.

This is going to kill Arab men in the long run, but at least they'll die happy.

Damn it, I might have inadvertently caught this bug myself.

ezou said...

I barely succeeded 8/15 as always never the top nor the bottom....

Pazuzu said...

Chris, if I were you I would have acted like a sharmouta, had fun with the belly dancer... and fuck blogging! No wonder you only scored 8/15!

Shlemazl, you didn't understand the plan right:
The plan is to get all Arab women thinking about sex, but when they see how terribly aweful arab men are in sex, they will either turn lesbian or go live in the west... either cases Arab men are left alone and without any sex, they get extinct and they do so deprived of sex... The Zionist plan has prevailed!

Chris in MB said...

pazuzu, "...if I were you I would have acted like a sharmouta,... and fuck blogging!"
:( aren't you the least bit flattered I choose to pay attention to you instead? :(

Pazuzu said...

chris... I won't be giving you a blow job man! it's that stripper aka belly dancer that's going to do so... I want what's best for you... arent you a bit flattered because of that?:(

Jos said...

I scored 9/15! What am I illegible to? :D