Tuesday, November 07, 2006

stolen goods

I stole this from a forum and I kind of found it interesting!


  1. The end of the world is coming, if you can save only one kind of animal, which one will you pick?
    1. Rabbit

    2. Sheep

    3. Deer

    4. Horse



  2. You go to Africa. When you visit a tribe they insist you take an animal as a souverneir, which one will you choose?
    1. Monkey

    2. Lion

    3. Snake

    4. Giraffe


  3. You did something wrong. Instead of being a human, God punish you to be an animal, you will choose...
    1. Dog

    2. Cat

    3. Horse

    4. Snake


  4. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which one will that be?
    1. Lion

    2. Snake

    3. Crocodile

    4. Shark


  5. One day, you met an animal which can speak human language, you wish that'll be...
    1. Sheep

    2. Horse

    3. Rabbit

    4. Bird


  6. On an isolated island, you can only have an animal as your companion, which one you'll choose...
    1. Human

    2. Pig

    3. Cow

    4. Bird


  7. If you have the super power to tame all kinds of animal, you'll choose what kind of animal to be your pet?
    1. Dinosaur

    2. White Tiger

    3. Polar Bear

    4. Leopard


  8. If you have 5-minute times to be an animal, which one you would like to be?
    1. Lion

    2. Cat

    3. Horse

    4. Pigeon



Animal Psyche Explanation


  1. What kind of person you'll be attracted to in real life situation..
    1. Rabbit - those who has split personality, like cold as ice on the outside, but hot as fire in the heart.

    2. Sheep - obedience and warm

    3. Deer - elegant and well-mannered

    4. Horse - those are unbridled, untrammeled, and free
    5. M



  2. In the process of courtship, which approach would make you feel irresistible...
    1. Monkey - creative, never let you feel bored

    2. Lion - straight-forward, just tell you he/she loves you

    3. Snake - moods-swing, blow hot and cold in love, vacillate

    4. Giraffe - patience, never give up on you


  3. What impression you would like to give to your lover...
    1. Dog - loyal, faithful, never change

    2. Cat - stylish

    3. Horse - optimistic

    4. Snake - flexible


  4. What incident would cause you break up with your partner which character you hate most...
    1. Lion - your lover's arrogance, act like a dictator pisses you off

    2. Snake - emotional, too moody; and you don't know how to please him/her

    3. Crocodile - ruthless, cold-blooded, ironic

    4. Shark - insecure


  5. What kind of relationship you would like to build with your partner...
    1. Sheep - traditional, without saying anything, the other will know what you want, both of you communicate by hearts

    2. Horse - both of you can talk about everything and anything, no secret is kept

    3. Rabbit - a relationship which make you feel warmth and in-love always

    4. Bird - you care not only about present but future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship that you can grow with


  6. Would you commit adultery...
    1. Human - you care about the society and morality, you won't do anything wrong after marriage

    2. Pig - you can't resist desire and lust most probably you'll commit adultery

    3. Cow - tolerant, you'll try very hard no to do it

    4. Bird - you can never be stabilized, actually you are not suitable for marriage and you don't want to make committment


  7. What do you think about marriage...
    1. Dinosaur - you are quite passimistic, you don't think happy marriage exist anymore nowadays

    2. White Tiger - you think of marriage is a precious thing, once you get married, you'll treasure it and your partner very much

    3. Polar Bear - you are afraid of marriage, you think it would take away your freedom

    4. Leopard - you always want to get married. but in fact, you don't even know what it really is


  8. At this moment, what do you think of Love...
    1. Lion - you always thirst of love, you can do anything for it, but you won't fall for it easily

    2. Cat - you are quite self-centred; you think of love as something you can get and trash anytime you want

    3. Horse - you don't want to be tied by a steady relationship, you just want to flirt around

    4. Pigeon - you think of love as a committment for both parties






  9. My answers




    1. The end of the world is coming, if you can save only one kind of animal, which one will you pick?
      A. Rabbit

      What kind of person you'll be attracted to in real life situation..
      Those who has split personality, like cold as ice on the outside, but hot as fire in the heart.



    2. You go to Africa. When you visit a tribe they insist you take an animal as a souvenir, which one will you choose?
      A. Monkey

      In the process of courtship, which approach would make you feel irresistible...
      creative, never let you feel bored



    3. You did something wrong. Instead of being a human, God punish you to be an animal, you will choose...
      D. Snake

      What impression you would like to give to your lover...
      flexible



    4. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which one will that be?
      A. Lion

      What incident would cause you break up with your partner which character you hate most...
      your lover's arrogance, act like a dictator pisses you off



    5. One day, you met an animal which can speak human language, you wish that'll be...
      D. Bird

      What kind of relationship you would like to build with your partner...
      you care not only about present but future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship that you can grow with



    6. On an isolated island, you can only have an animal as your companion, which one you'll choose...
      A. Human


      Would you commit adultery...
      you care about the society and morality, you won't do anything wrong after marriage




    7. If you have the super power to tame all kinds of animal, you'll choose what kind of animal to be your pet?
      D. Leopard

      What do you think about marriage...
      you always want to get married. but in fact, you don't even know what it really is



    8. If you have 5-minute times to be an animal, which one you would like to be?
      D. Pigeon

      At this moment, what do you think of Love...
      you think of love as a committment for both parties

4 comments:

KareemFromEgypt said...

eh ya zuzu dah?

i got 6 out of 8 like you did!

okaay this is getting scary

p.s your brother must have been feverish, cuz these aren't the sayings of a sane person, how old is he?

jokerman said...

interesting...its funny how i hate snakes even though im quite flexible.

Einmal said...

lol kareem... Maybe i'm your female version ;) btw my brother's 7 years old, he was just joking (we have a weird sense of humour that runs in the family)

Jokerman:
lol you hate snakes? I hate the venumous ones only

jokerman said...

Pazuzu
I cant stand snakes, venomous or not. I fail to see the connection between being flexible & snakes...damn, i do hate them.