Monday, June 05, 2006

How can i describe this?

So I was going to college today, not late not early, just at the right time. I get into one bus and then step down to ride another bus to my college. There were no empty seats anymore, so I had to stand. No big deal, it's only a 2 minutes ride. That didn't bother me, what did bother me was the two guys in the bus, one was standing on my right the other sitting in front of me. I have something to tell you guys:

When you watch a woman's breasts and she's 10cm away she will notice it, even if she is looking at the window, pretending she doesn't see you.

Now I am not saying that both guys were looking at my breasts, I mean they seemed nice, they didn't seem to belong to the Homo jerkus variety, but try to put yourself in my shoes for a second:

I am standing, grabing whatever long, hard stuff I can get my hands on in order to keep my balance. My chest is at the same level as the sitter's face, and a lower than the other's head; the first is looking straight ahead, and the other one's staring down at something. Then at a certain moment they both accidently look at each other, they both seem in shock and then turn there faces away, they never look anywhere near me again... What am I supposed to conclude from that?

Well, I didn't know what to think about it, but as soon as I arrived to the campus I went to the bathroom to check if anything was aberrant in my looks, judging from the guys' looks I was scared I'd find out that I have a hole somewhere in my shirt.

3 comments:

shlemazl said...

"I am standing, grabing whatever long, hard stuff I can get my hands on in order to keep my balance."

You should take great care what you grab. Could have been very painful for the guys. Suppose that would have tought them looking where they shouldn't :-)

Chris in MB said...

I was also thinking it was an interesting choice of words.
Was that a Freudian slip or phallic symbolism?

Ahhh, but I think you will miss the being "looked at" when you get old & loose your looks!
;)

Pazuzu said...

Well shlemazl I was careful with what I grab, not all hard stuff are useful for balance.

Chris:
Yeah right! Freudian slip... *looks for her angel mask*

And I suppose I will miss that attention some day, but then again, right now I am not really finding it amusing!