(Smile, you’re Lebanese, for the thick minds among you).
In today’s episode we will discuss the issue of Maameltein. As most Lebanese people know, Maameltein is a very tourist costal area in Lebanon, Famous for its lovely beaches and its many illegal Super Night Clubs (Super Night Club in the Lebanese Dictionary=somewhere you can go watch girls and order some of them), in such places weirdos pile up and hit on anything that moves, with a slight preference to the things that actually move on 2 legs. SO when you are going to the beach for some reason, the place of choice would be Maameltein, but not THE Maameltein, just the regular one.
So My dear Lebanese fellows if you have ever been there, and have something to talk to us about, or any question you want to ask, please just give us a call.
Allo, I’m hearing you.
Yes, would you like to share something with us? Or ask a question?
I was walking on foot in Maameltein today
And I saw a girl…
And she was walking… SO I waited till she was just next to me and then I said: Shu?... (you know, the Lebanese for “what?”)
And what? That’s it
What about the ques…um…never mind, thank you very much for calling.
Ahlen… I have a big problem and I need your help
I was today on Maameltein, and there were this girl walking alone on the street, you know …That weird girl called Rebecca…
Yes, the same one our friend from the first call saw too.
Yes. Anyway, I saw her walking she seemed to be suffering from something, she was walking all alone, and I was in my white, rusty, old pick-up van. I passed by her the first time. Then I turned back and passed by her again, this time I stopped a 100m ahead of her.
I really felt sorry for her!
So when she passed by me, I asked her, using my sweetest voice: “can I take you somewhere?”
She didn’t even look me in the eye! Just kept going her way, the WHORE!!!
But I really couldn’t leave her all alone on the street (notice what a gentleman I am), so I drove another 100m. Stopped. Waited. Asked again: “Can I take you somewhere?”
Again she ignores me!!
So I start driving beside her, repeating my offer.
Did she get in the car? No!
Did she say: “no thank you I can’t, you’re very nice”? NO!
No really she was so cruel. So I got pissed of, said: “You have a tongue, right?”
That must’ve made her realize what a bitch she is!
My question is…Why?! Why are girls so mean to us guys, all I wanted was to take her for a ride and then figure out a way to fuck her!
Hm, I see. Well Mr.Jerk, you’ll have to forgive our friend Rebecca. You see Ms. Rebecca Simply knows people like you. And, as most girls in Lebanon, she is not attracted by your rusty pick-up. Against all appearances, women cannot be resumed to a small vagina attached to some spherical stuff (breasts, ass…). A woman is also attached to a very important organ called brain, that organ is reduced to a useless appendix in the Homo Jerkus species (your species).
Unfortunately, this organ prevents women from copulating with any Homo jerkus.
My advice to you is:
Masturbate regularly, preferably more than twice/day, after all, it’s perfectly OK to masturbate, but it’s not perfectly OK to harass every woman on earth, just because you can.
I hope I didn’t bore or confuse yet…?
Can you rephrase that?
Rou7 nték!...Clear enough?
Oh! He’s gone. Well…ahem…that concludes today’s episode of
Bye and take care!