- Graduate
- Score 60/100 in some exam (other than the statistics thingy in the first year biology)
- Have a job in something that has something to do with biology
- Witness the discovery of a Neanderthal in Lebanon
- See one or both of my brothers graduate
- Hear my mom talking well in English (or at least saying the word Daughterright!)
- Have my aunt stop convincing me to become a doctor
- Make my mom realize I have no talent in anything.
- doing some shopping for some cosmetic stuff and enjoying it.
- know the truth about Harir’s death (not sure if I would like to know that but I am curious)
- Witness the Lebanese independence
- See a Lebanese female politician (like a real politician, not just a politician’s widow ).
- See a non-corrupted politician (yeah right I’d have more luck with #12)
- Master the German language.
- Learn Norwegian.
- Learn anthropology
- Have a boyfriend
- Propose to Waleed without being rejected
- Have good sex (good and sex must be simultaneous)
- Watch good pornography (good and porn must be simultaneous too)
- Sex on the beach.
- meet a homosexual (preferably in Lebanon)
- Drive a car
- Have a car
- live alone
- Getting drunk again
- Trying hashishe
- Go to a Nightclub
- travel
- Order a delivery
- See my dad supporting feminism.
- Eat a whole quiche all by myself
- Walk on the street without having some guy harassing me
- Sing in a karaoke night (God! I’m not sure I want that)
- Dance
- Be the center of attention without having an anxiety attack.
- shave my hair.
- Change a tire
- invent a substance that would make stupidity painful (imagine the screaming and crying!)
- Tell a jerk that he’s a jerk.
- Shoot a politician
- get a medal for #41
- Hear Shakira singing in Arabic
- Hear Hayfa Wehbe singing for real
- See Sabah retiring
- Have a bank account
- Have money to put in my bank account (preferably something higher than 100 000$)
- Go to the cinema twice in one year
- See an Arab guy washing the dishes while his wife is watching TV
- Meet a handsome Syrian guy
- Meet a French person who isn’t cute
- Meet an Italian that doesn’t always flirt
- Meet an Egyptian that doesn’t talk too fast
- Meet a Christian Lebanese who isn’t paranoid about the Fate of Christianity in the middle east.
- Manage to cook something edible
P.S.: #50,51,52,53,54 do NOT have to happen simultaneously
5 comments:
Nice list.
I feel like I know you better now :)
"Propose to Waleed without being rejected"
Who is waleed?
"Sex on the beach" as the drink , or literally sex on the beach?
"Hear Haifa Wehbe singing for real" hehehehe yea me too
"See an Arab guy washing the dishes while his wife is watching TV" heheehe me too.
Egyptians talk too fast? Really? I know that the women scream and cry a lot in the movies. I don't know anything about the talking fast part. I talk fast myself :)
Waleed's a guy I like to joke with, I asked him to marry me he said: you're too smart, we'll kill each other at home.
Sex on the beach: the drink, because that's the only drink my brother recomands and that I havent tasted yet. (and because its name is "sex on the beach" haha)
I was going to mention that people from north africa talk fast too hihi but then I never met anyone from there, I met many egyptians and it's often a miracle if I manage to understand more than 3 words lol.
I saw an arab washing the dishes while my step mother was watching TV : my step father, a djiboutian !
she managed it !
wow nomad that is interesting. We should put that in the guiness book
Well, he was living inFrance
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