According to the Lebanese law, homosexuality is not illegal. But! (Yes of course there are Buts you didn’t really think we are that modern?) But it is illegal to engage in any unnatural sexual activity, which means that homosexuality is illegal, since there’s either an excessive penis or an excessive vagina. And in fact, nowadays the homophobic society’s best argument against homosexuality is:
“It is not natural”.
To all those I would like to respectfully say:
“You are terribly wrong!”
Out of knowledge I can tell you people, nature has no rules. Behind the very organized face of the natural world, life’s very chaotic. It’s all about Brownian movement and the power of probability, resistance to degradation and adaptation.
Sorry to pop your bubble people (and no I am not talking about virginity there), but:
1. It is not natural for humans to be monogamous.
2. It is not natural to have sex face to face.
3. It is not natural for women to have constantly developed breasts.
4. It is not natural for us to have computers, and razors, and shoes, and...
oh let’s not try to name everything
5. It is not natural for us to forgive.
6. It is not natural for us to make the difference between sex and love.
7. It is not natural for us to refuse killing.
8. It is not natural for us to protect non-humans and especially not
those that are not related to us.
9. It is not natural to cry.
10. It is not natural to control procreation when we can eat enough to
11. It is not natural to conquer space.
12. It is not natural to make war in the name of peace, it’s one or the
other, the most natural being the war option.
13. It is perfectly natural for 2 or more male lions to share one female in heat → enjoying orgies!
14. It is perfectly natural for Chimpanzees to eat baby Chimps.
15. It is perfectly natural for a mother to bite her child if the child
bites her first.
16. It is perfectly natural for a mother to abandon her child if she feels like it.
17. It is perfectly natural for Chimps to have homosexual activity (in order to preserve peace!).
18. It is perfectly natural for seal males to rape seal females.
19. It is perfectly natural for a ceratioid female to host the male as a parasite and a future bag of sperm (literally).
20. It is perfectly natural to masturbate (Fuck I feel so stupid even mentionning that, but it took me 19 years to realise it).
And you know what people; many of these points are contradictory. I realize that and it doesn’t bother me, you know why? Because nature doesn’t give a fuck about uniformity. If there is anything we ought to learn from nature it’s the respect of diversity. So next time you want to justify your lack of tolerance and excess of auto repression, just don’t mutilate the face of nature and insult it with pseudo science.
And of you are going to lie then do it right!
P.S.: If anyone feels like adding to the list, feel free.